The Gremlin

I was driving the other day and was stuck behind a person driving what looked to be (or what my husband calls) a "gremlin." The lady was going so slow I tailed her for a good mile or so to see if she would politely get out of my way. It was a Burgundy-rust-ish color (maybe it was rust) and was violently spewing black smoke from the tail pipe that eagerly made it's way upward to help ruin what is left of our ozone. She decided to make every turn I did so I followed her for about 10 miles up and down Black Forest Road which ultimately lead to more depletion of our planet. While contemplating our galaxy and it's intricateness, I happened to notice a beat up bumper sticker plastered crooked across the back of her hatchback that read: "THESPIANS DO IT ON STAGE." ACK! What would convince a person to make that kind of statement for everyone to read on the back of your vehicle? Not to mention I am sure a lot of gross men driving by read that and looked at her, and I just wonder what they were thinking about! Kinda turns your stomach, huh? Maybe, just maybe there is someone reading this that has a new perspective as to why strange men (or women) look in the window at them upon passing. After all, I do have faith that the old Christian fish symbol eating a Darwin fish (that I so proudly glued to my old Geo Prism when I was 16) made atheists quiver with fear!